Peace...serenity...clarity

 

Yes, these famous words are from Fergies iconic 2006 hit Big Girls Don’t Cry, but they are also feelings that are chased by many ASMR listeners.

 

Don’t know what ASMR is? ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response.

 

That doesn’t mean anything to you? l know!

 

To make it easy, you feel satisfied and relaxed after watching, hearing or feeling something - frequently captured by videos on YOUTUBE, making it easy to access ASMR whenever.

 

The feeling of popping bubble wrap. The sound of birds softly chirping in the morning. Watching a wave break somehow calmly and perfectly. It’s a craze, and once you’ve felt this satisfaction you’re part of the cult.

 

Now, to give you a glimpse at the consumer of ASMR, we analyze 5 signs that Fergie always has ASMR on her mind:

1. She’s a SINGER. That’s when someone creates melodic and harmonic sound with their vocal chords. Sound is also a form of ASMR. 

2. A lot of her songs focus on sounds or what stuff feels like, or how she feels: Boom Boom Pow, Velvet, Feel Alive, Hungry, Glamorous

3. In her music videos she is sometimes feeling satisfying textures. In the music video “Just Like You” at 1:58 she is feeling the smooth marbleized floor and seems to like it. 

4. She endorses Bongo. That’s a clothing company but also an instrument. Instruments make noise.

5. Sound out Fergie. Fur-gee. Fur. Fur is what animals have, and petting animals is satisfying. That’s why they have Service Animals. ITS IN HER NAME!

 

But not everything The Duchess does leans towards the traditional ASMR. One of her songs is called Tension. Not very pleasing. Also, if you watched the 2018 NBA All-Star game, her rendition of the nation anthem at was not good - it was stressful.

 

She’s not misleading, she’s trying to tell us something! ASMR is to sooth AND to hurt. To relax AND to stress.

 

Introducing Stressful ASMR, a John and Jon LLC company.

 

Hornets. Hundred a of them. Found under the porch of your month long AirBnB rental on the second day. Now looking for vengeance since you exposed their nest. Their buzzing is loud, high pitched and coming from every direction.

 

I can feel the tension!

 

Each ASMR playlist is themed and curated for YOU. By environment, stage of life, time era, or even allergy. Browse our many playlists or even pay premium to consult with J&Js music expert, DJ EVAQ8, to customize and create a Blended Stress Playlist.

 

Stressful ASMR - here to make you feel some type of way.